Tinder tinder tinder
"its like window shopping for men"
is how I explain it to my girlfriends.
Tinder is fantastic, and fun
but here are some oh no no's that boys do in the tinder world
Rule #1- Don't post pictures of you and your friends if your friends are hotter than you. thats a super bummer when its 3 group pictures of a bunch of dudes, then the one lonely selfie. the order should be, good selfie, group picture, this is my fun personality picture, this is my hobby picture (me running, me in the woods, me on a bike, me at the gym, me drinking beer (hey Im not judging your hobbies))
Rule #2- Don't post pictures of you and your friends if they are taller than you, also don't put your height in your about me unless its over 6 foot, we don't want to know, just disappoint us in person.
you must be 6'0 to ride this ride
Rule #3-Don't post pictures of you and a baby, I assume its yours and men with babies is too much baggage, this isn't eHarmony.
Rule #4 Dont post pictures of you and a girl, a hot girl, I assume its your girlfriend. Also doing the shitty crop of the blonde next to you is equally bad.
Rule #5-Don't post pictures of you at a wedding, I assume its your wedding when your standing with you arm around the bride and then I take a screenshot and send it to all my girlfriends and we talk about what a scumbag you are.